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How does the program work?
Simple. Sign up to our system using your email address and then download our free software. Our software is a security patch for the latest versions of Windows and MacOS that ensures pesky, unwanted ad-blocking software will not keep you from seeing important advertisements that will make you a better person. After signing up, simply get 5 of your friends to sign up using your referral number, and we'll send you a kid, risk-free!
Why would I want a free kid?
The possibilities are endless. Sample feedback from satisfied members of our program indicate that some good uses for a kid include:
- Eating your leftover food.
- Helping you pick up chicks (the sweet, single-dad thing works every time).
- Sorting and filtering all the wonderful and useful email advertisements you're going to get after you sign up for this offer.
- Teaching you how to use your free iPod, flatscreen TV and laptop.
- Footstool
When will I receive my kid?
After you sign up for our program and convince five friends to sign-up, you'll be added to our list of eligible kid recipients on a first-come-first-served basis. We will ship the kids out via priority mail as we receive them. Expect 1-2 weeks for shipment.
We cannot be held responsible for any damage that may occur during shipment.
What if I'm an unfit parent?
Our research indicates that this isn't a problem. If your kid turns out rotten, you can simply blame it on violent videogames. As an added bonus, if your kid goes out and maims a friend, you can attempt to sue the people who make violent videogames for BIG MONEY !!!!
Only one free kid per household. No returns, no exchanges. | | |
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| hi...i have a new xanga page its www.xanga.com/learn2_jwalk ...yea i know..ghetto name... but its better than this....plus therz like some stupid error thingy i dunno how to fix...wth is up w/ dat yo? ..hahaha ...k denz
laterz |
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| this song proves how
fucked up i am
camping was pretty cool..... lots of people were there...the yamamotos , the friends of the yamamotos , the iwamis and other people. oooh and bryson amaral came.... that idiot ..thers some stuff i cant say online but ask me an i will tell. , braden was there an holy shit i swear to god that his sister and mom paddle faster than me and brad. oh and someone caught some hammer head sharks and a manta ray .... blah blah.... and we went hunting for stuff at night w/ a pellet gun... mostly roaches.... yeah....thats how bored we were... : p it was fun....altho i think i should have gone to raggers instead... people tell me that it was fun... : ( ...
gosh darnit... i need new musik...
OH!!! AND take my quiz
LaTeR--- |
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| man....wuts up with all these haters? ...DUST THE HATERS OFF...dust all of them haters off.... today in biology was boooring.... basically chee was giving his usual booring lectures...and tama was teaching me how to c walk at the same time. .... the y is going good 2.... i only hit 2 kids so far in dodgeball... and only one of them cried...so its not that bad.
k... LatErZ |
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| 1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. Do you have a crush on me?
5. Would you kiss me?
6. give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
7. describe me in 3 words
8. what was your first impression of me?
9. do you still think that way about me now?
10. what reminds you of me?
11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
12. how well do you know me?
13. when's the last time you saw me?
14. Ever wanted to tell me something but you couldn't?
15. Are you going to put this on your xanga and see what i say about you?
laterz...and ttfn |
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